“So, you want to come to the airport and shove your microphone into face after face after face of my passengers, eh? Just face after face for a full week,” the CEOs of airlines around the world muttered under their breath in unison before Christmas. “I guess the foot’s on the other hand, now…
Loyal Scaiaholics will recall an auction house in Dallas put George Clooney’s nipple costume up for bid earlier this year. Not to rest on its laurels, Heritage Auctions has taken the process a step further…
The Federal Highway Administration has determined New Jersey should not be telling motorists to hold on to their butts…
A couple times a year, Jerry Jones demands I come by AT&T Stadium and feast from his cornucopia of new dishes. And by “Jerry Jones,” I mean, “Legends, the concessions company he and the New York Yankees own,” and by “demands,” I mean, “allows…
Rick Grimes and I have accompanied each other on our journeys. His journey took him through the zombie apocalypse. My journey, just as heroically, was getting to know the people of Texas…
We’ve had a rough couple years. I’ve been vocal about my disdain for people using their free time to argue about politics and science on Facebook, but allow me to bring something positive to the internet: the tale of a mortician…