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I’m at work today, and our traffic anchor came out to tell me about a major crash involving a semi-truck on I35e.The driver wasn’t hurt, but it’d be a while before they could reopen the highway, so we started talking about the best way around.There’s no, you see, there’s no exit from…

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Loyal Scaiaholics know I grew up in Ohio. Several Ohio-based associates have been posting about the race for Senate.Sherrod Brown, you see, is running for reelection to a third term. Brown is a Democrat, but Republicans outvoted Democratsduring the Ohio primary last week.But loyal Scaiaholics also know I do not blog about politics, just hilarious things that…

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​I’ve spent much of this week at the NRA’s Annual Meetings. Dallas is hosting the NRA’s 147th Annual Meeting, which seems like a lot. This year, seminars include points on concealed carry and how armed people can interact more safely with police. The first Annual Meeting, a full 147 years ago, probably included a seminar on how…

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In a stunning revelation [hashtag: Breaking! hashtag: ICYMI], Sean Hannity is drawing attention to the difference between news and talk shows on the radio.The twitterer who was cited in that link had to explain that Hannity is not a journalist; he’s a host. That’s something those of us who’ve worked in AM radio have dealt with…

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The Silver Fox

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I met Barbara Bush several times when I was working in Houston a few years ago. The Bushes have always been very visible there.An associate took this shot of Barbara Bush at a library in Spring, Texas that was named after her.The Bushes would use that visibility to help when they could. When George HW Bush and Bill…

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Tighten Up, Haikus

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Today, poets across America are celebrating National Haiku Day. I’m happy to see Big Haiku isn’t bowing to pressure to move the date around to create a three-day weekend. No, wait–this is the line!Poets, always drunkThink it’s ALWAYS the weekendWhy don’t they get jobs?I don’t mean for that to…

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 Today, restaurants across America are marking National Grilled Cheese Day.Loyal Scaiaholics will recall my concern last year when Norma’s Cafe, a stalwart in honoring food-related days, went heavy on grilled cheese sandwiches that contain macaroni and cheese.”Where’s the innovation?!” I asked, quite reasonably, as I ate a “Gabe’s Big Tasty,” slathered with macaroni…

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