Today, every single one of your facebook friends is posting a horrifying account of how the world is about to stop spinning because Donald Trump has been inaugurated or how the world is spinning faster and more luxuriously than ever before because Donald Trump has been inaugurated.Let’s do something a bit lighter.But not that much lighter. Celebrity…
This weekend, my colleague, Matt Stoker, and I defended our titles as celebrity goat milking champions at the Ft. Worth Stock Show and Rodeo. Two years ago, we burst on to the scene, dominating the competition and taking home the blue ribbon, which still hangs in my house.Matt and I did some preparation for this year’s contest. We…